Wednesday, August 24, 2011

To: My car that won’t die.

Die already. You have had a great life, a really good go. You have been reliable and a VERY good car to me, but it’s time you retire. You see, your glory years have long since passed…

You were exactly what I wanted when I bought my first car. I was picky and wanted your blue color and I wanted your tinted windows and I even wanted your manual roll down windows for my crazy fear of driving into water. You were a Chevy Cavalier sitting on a Ford lot, sitting behind the building waiting to be cleaned – you weren’t even technically for sale yet. You didn’t have a cd player, but the dealer paid for me to have one installed and you were great on gas.

We moved to the big city and you got me through the crazy commute across the city from home to school, or school to work. Your trunk even made an excellent make-shift closet when I split up with my boyfriend and lived on the couches of friends.

I remember the one and only windshield chip you received from a rock thrown from under a truck on the 407 one morning on my way to school.

When I moved from the big city there was nothing you couldn’t move. You have moved many Ikea ‘as is’ items I’d find including a chair and coffee table already assembled. You’ve moved a 36 inch television and stand in the same trip! You’ve provided me with more than enough space to hold everything I’ve ever wanted relocated. Once you even held all my most valuable possessions in a parking garage while I went to a concert in another part of the city – your tinted windows never revealing the contents. You also smuggled a wooden bench and hundreds of dollars’ worth of shower gifts across the border without so much of a blink of an eye from border security.

I drove the crap out of you and you let me. You never got me stuck in snow; never left me abandoned anywhere, and always started.

Three years ago I handed your keys off to my new husband so that I could drive the ‘safer’ car on the highway and since then I’ve watched you deteriorate. Your gas gage stopped working, your windshield cracked, and your air conditioning gave up. However, nothing major has gone wrong, nothing that would justify us giving you up.

You back-fired recently scaring T into keeping you parked only to have the mechanic re-set your computer and your gas gage issue resolved itself – you are not getting worse you are getting better! However, last night I found a piece of you that had rusted so badly it had fallen off. I give you it was a small piece, but I’d hate to have T have to Fred Flintstone it home from work one day – well actually, I wouldn’t hate it if I got to watch it go down from a distance!

Anyway you have been a very, very good car. You are almost 13 years old and have over 250K km’s on you. As much as T has faith in you and won’t let you die I cannot trust you to move my upcoming spawn from point A to point B if we were ever in a pinch.

I will be very sad to see you go. You were my first car, and you have been very good to me. Thank you for all the great memories, you will be missed.
This is a pic taken during the cavalier's last long distance trip to Cedar Point. 'Pittsburgh' the giant penguin T won decided to take a turn driving.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

My current love(s)

I haven’t been around much – completely apologize. When the summer hits I feel like we don’t sit still, or we try to sit still and it doesn’t happen. But this summer has been filled with lots of wonderful things that have become my favorite things. Think Oprah, but miraculously these items will not appear in front of you – sorry about that.
#1. Pinterest. This website is seriously an artsy/craftsy/designy/fashiony/chefy persons crack. Say you are on the internet and you see something that is completely awesome and want to share it with everyone – you ‘pin’ it. Then it’s kept on your board and is put out there for others to see also. You can follow people who have similar ‘likes’ as yours or be followed. You can even tag someone in the item you see so they see it. I tell you it’s crack and has brought back out the hidden Martha Stewart in me I buried years and years ago.
#2. One Republic’s song ‘Good Life’. It comes on the radio and I feel the need to crank the stereo and sing at the top of my lungs. It also  saved a few employees from being ripped a new one last week by streaming it through my headphones at work to block out the world.
3. Passion Tea Lemonade from Starbucks. People I can’t drink and it’s the summer and it REALLY sucks. You’ll often find me at home after a horrific day at work drinking passion tea lemonade out of a wine glass just to pretend. Sad I know, but I’m really missing my wine, and rye, and cocktails.
4. The Big C. This is a series on showtime about a woman who gets diagnosed with cancer and how her life alters in good, bad, and humorous ways. It is realistic and witty and it saddens me that showtime series seasons are so short. It’s not a chick show, it has a bit of everything and you should definitely check it out, and while you are at it watch the first season of Shameless (the US version) – it’s also great.
So there you have it -  a few of my favorite things. Have anything that you absolutely love right now?