Tuesday, February 15, 2011

#27. Write a complaint letter

Dear those of you who can’t seem to grasp the fact that Christmas was over 52 days ago.

While I understand your desire to celebrate the Christmas holiday, I don’t believe your Christmas lights should still be ON 52 days after said holiday.

Have you ever heard of global warming? While the rest of the planet drops the temperature in their homes, do laundry and dishes in non-peak hours and reduce their consumption of water, you greedy morons like to use up extra electricity just to piss everyone else off. How would you like me to send over someone who is about to get one of those massive, buzzing, eyesores known as wind turbines in their backyards ruining their views and the serenity of their homes because this planet requires more energy because YOU still have your Christmas lights on in February?!

How does it feel to know YOU are killing these polar bears?



How is your electricity bill? If you have so much extra money that you can pay the additional cost of lighting up your home well into February you can certainly afford to donate to charity to help those who can’t afford to keep the electricity on in their homes. I’m sure the less fortunate enjoy the spectacular view of your home while traveling to or from the welfare office. Thanks for making their day a little brighter.

Now, please do the rest of the world a favour and shut off your damn Christmas lights. Your complete disregard to the state of the planet and current economic times only highlights your lack of intelligence.

For those of you intelligent human beings please join me and the World Wildlife Fund on Thursday February 17th, 2011 by participating in National Sweater Day.

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